Saturday, December 19, 2009

see ya next year! RATED MA

he would drown in all that squirt
naquirsta is a guest is banana.
fachina
clit to a dick
...and i've been looking for good dick since then
a.aaaa.aaaaaaaa.aaaaaa. AQUANETTA!
puppy.....pass the puppy chow
aquanetta is a lie

-'hi im amos (ole man) !...what are u doinn???
-'im just playing with ur hair...'

the girls are in a rebellious teenager mode.
father wont let ingrid get extention
see ya next year to some of u!!!
elevator music plays.
we are NOT home-wreckers...we're homer builders...habitat for humanity bitches!!!
Amos makes a move on Truman
do u un-step?
Alicia sings
Cauliflower gives everyone a aneurysm
'bitch u gotta make up yo mofo bed in the morning'
oh, she couldnt come...she had to go to chuck e. cheese


happy holidays from the high people!















Saturday, October 24, 2009

he was a soooobering exerpience

never have i ever been a P-R-E-M-I-E aka Preterm
the baby called we-we-we not waa waa waa alll the way home
Akeyboard Johnson
7-8-9-1
dad plays the piano, but drums-sort-of.
yo-sem-ite, yos-ih-mitee, you-so-mighty, ohhh PIZZA PIZZA! (You writing this?!)
cake boss^ cupcakes
yolanda punches bed happily. interpretive "where the wild things are" dance
i take no responsibilty, idk where it came from.. what would it be? pee? vodka?
CTRL ALT DELETE whoa, up in this bitch.
hibernate? sleep? i don't understand. shut down. idk..shut down,
quickest is not the best, quality not quantity.. theres one more! tortoise and the hare, the slow and steady win the race. which goes with YIN and YANG, circle of life... the list goes on.
she's a premie for sure. Uttara is def a premie.
board games. sorry. uno. guess who. matching.
ingrid is out.

sorry wats trouble?
if u didnt have a skip-it you were done!
pop goes perfection!

Saturday, October 3, 2009

from a classical position

Ingrids heart is broken.
SELL THE COMPANY!!!
M&M approved.
pull your nipple
Natialia is reporter status
Truman looks like that thinking man
yolanda has butter on her fingers...we all do yolanda!
testbud approved!
we're watching a a couture movie.
forsyth(e) masc/fem
joy of the evident
its finally overr

Friday, September 25, 2009

bing that bitch (I don't like this)

1,2,,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,
1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.
that doesn't make any sense
movement for each number
(spanish and french numbers spoken)
i wanted to stick my finger
daddy with the spotted dick
daddy said
what? what did ingrid txt?
dam its at 100 i didnt get it
inbox full
chance operations
one thing to the next
in the moment
recap recap more numbers in spanish/french
"i dont know all that"
battle
who can count to 30 in their lang
spanish verses french
truman i would the win english game
trying to get back on board with this blg
slowwwww it down down ....... down down
lyrics
she turned into nelly. but seriously i
where is the love?????
the love
the love
its crazy that this is as loud as it gets
txting what?
first thought best thought
the mac brings it down a little bit
we are mad men!! yes!!!!!!!! yes!!!!
thats too deep
the sound is helping us out
apple is helping us!
want to put on all this jewlery!!!!!!
daddy...?
all the jewlery
gotta finish
im not all the way dressed yet!
what was it
don't peak
but with an english accent
gotta bust it out!
put it on right now!
...put the weed in the tea pot it make ya real high...
the bowl's in the medicine cabinet.
yolanda got a date wit sleep.!
GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

the last tuesday

greetings from the high people.
truman is in an office.
amos is in a musical
everyone does squeezing breathes
tt fo life
truman made the JV team!
amos has a good memory
amos is a priest...
natalia uses acronyms
amos tells fun facts...irrevalent fun facts and yolanda request that we be quiet for 5mins
natalia begs for the office.
amos ask for syrup.
amos is gonna be the last one standing.
wine goes around.
you dont burp from a sip.
ingrid sleeps sitting in indian style.
funny hurts little. hitting your funny bone.
squeezing breathe.
natalia does horse impression.
brett is 7 ft. he's sooo dreamy.
natalia tells ingrid the answer.
m&m aproved.
FF.
where is the remote.
lets have some spotdick!
54.
the cats are stale.
INGRID IS BACK FOR A STALE COOKIE!
the office begins!
amos is really conscious of her boobs.
the boys will be boys since they all have last names of boys.
sissy henry, sissy youngman, sissy hatch, sissy martin.
getting up before seven is just disrespectful.








Sunday, May 17, 2009

Last Weekend....New Bowl

**Elapsed Time: 3 hours
Build-a-Bowl
The Gang ponders the different types of thoughts:
-mind thoughts
-body thoughts
-oral thoughts (truman's favorite)
-audible thought


Thoughts will be one day be government monitored....ie MINORITY REPORT
we watch minority report...its a hit!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

The banana population almost doubled in size today!
amos is the keeper of the commandments
some people like long torsos....few and far between
"when are you gonna learn amos....you cant leave it in there!"
amos want cookies
we got a first-timer in the bunch!


Tuesday, April 21, 2009

mmmhmmmmm

Monday, April 20, 2009

4:20 concluded

Yolanda Truman and Natalia watch Pocahontas in celebration of the holiday.
Do a dear, a female deer.
the onion is the vegetable of the night.
tonight there's a thunderstorm...we love them.
UGh!
Nathan is such a forgettable name. its like womp womppp...nathannnn.
How many Linda's on yo block, all my Linda's put ya hands up!
If that's all you're gonna be...you're wasting your time.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

4:20

Dont share eyedrops with yolanda. She'll give us glaucoma. and you'll get mucuse in your eyes. ingrid, natalia, and yolonda disagree. We goolge that bitch (shit). amos and tryman are right, its in the eye. ingrid thought it was glYcoma. google said did you mean glAUcoma bitch!
we're in the sister hood of the traveling pants.
she share stories....banana stories.
Triman almost chokes to death. Everyone ignores him. He begs for exile.(this sounds like a romance novel). Tango!!!
"Stop pas de bourre-ing" Yolanda
"Okay - I'll BOX STEP then!" Truman
"MAMBO!" Ingrid.
Yolanda is a bully eight year old boy!
yolanda falls....timberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
carrot weed is fa the babies.
Truman's gonna open up a restaurant where all the food has booze in it. ex: vodka vinergarette and bacardi alfredo. rum cake etc.
Life is a commercials
Yolanda stills hates word problems and desires to to see an Anaheim in person

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Tonight Ingrid attempts to teach the girls to blow smoke O's.
Amos describes Ingrid lips by saying "you have such strong lip muscles"
Yolonda has pussy lips.
Amos can write with her mind.
Yolonda hates word problems. Kindergarten was years ago!
Amos says to Yolonda " You're like the dumb student teacher"
Truman is becoming like chris.