Saturday, March 5, 2011

INGRID takes over the blogg



oh my gaaad..this is ingrid reporting live.
which ab is stronger?? pump pump fun. tiwist .. im doing it. this is creepy and gross
natalia keeps falling off the bed. she wants to go to starbucks. too u know. 
present moment .. now dance and be in the moment.. 
no. panties and pants party. 
so many buildings. so sick... take a pic take a  pic right now now now.. dance
yolonda doesnt know how this technology is so crazyyyy.. grandma
nothing in this world is making sense... patriot act.. 
flow .. classroom above. the vent is dirty but the walls aren..
natalia.. describes room. but the lighting is awkward. most of studets look up and the vent has mildew and dust.
but other area much less dirty... the point is??? well.. the other ppl were by clean air and not buy vents?. we don't get it at allllll. it kinda make sense???
perspective.. windows.. moving farther and farther away. screens
shit
i never get bac-ne .. back knee.. back-acne

last year was the banana, this year is the tree of life
"stop it you're stepping on my hair!"
ingrid bulldozes natasha
ingrid says 'were never gonna make it out alive'
DBL death by laughter 
natalia wants caffeine
...and wiggle room.
"nahh im good!"
-ya'll in a gang, huh

she's off to a great reh
doin it and doin it and doin it well

did u hear susan foley?
green space? ingrid sings a tune
nevermind i don't wanna talk about it
stop thinking about songs
ooowwwwwwww
i liked it...im sorry
go up more... Up More.....UP MORE!
this feels good
i don't have a safe word...i have a safe statement
fuck....i gotta go!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

1:11:11

But wait...there's MORE!
...she partners with the ceiling.
not in her ear! thats what she said!
we're the Halfbloods and our native language is Thats What She Saids
"ssShhhhhhh...just relax..." x8
lick my achilles and my crack-crack-crack-crack

Sunday, October 10, 2010

natashas inner child comes out...
its worst to lik...
 ya fingers at ailey than fordham
yolanda is a ribbon dancer
flying fairies
amos is in the mfing house
apples dont get tested
let dem it eat cake
she kicks her


Saturday, December 19, 2009

see ya next year! RATED MA

he would drown in all that squirt
naquirsta is a guest is banana.
fachina
clit to a dick
...and i've been looking for good dick since then
a.aaaa.aaaaaaaa.aaaaaa. AQUANETTA!
puppy.....pass the puppy chow
aquanetta is a lie

-'hi im amos (ole man) !...what are u doinn???
-'im just playing with ur hair...'

the girls are in a rebellious teenager mode.
father wont let ingrid get extention
see ya next year to some of u!!!
elevator music plays.
we are NOT home-wreckers...we're homer builders...habitat for humanity bitches!!!
Amos makes a move on Truman
do u un-step?
Alicia sings
Cauliflower gives everyone a aneurysm
'bitch u gotta make up yo mofo bed in the morning'
oh, she couldnt come...she had to go to chuck e. cheese


happy holidays from the high people!















Saturday, October 24, 2009

he was a soooobering exerpience

never have i ever been a P-R-E-M-I-E aka Preterm
the baby called we-we-we not waa waa waa alll the way home
Akeyboard Johnson
7-8-9-1
dad plays the piano, but drums-sort-of.
yo-sem-ite, yos-ih-mitee, you-so-mighty, ohhh PIZZA PIZZA! (You writing this?!)
cake boss^ cupcakes
yolanda punches bed happily. interpretive "where the wild things are" dance
i take no responsibilty, idk where it came from.. what would it be? pee? vodka?
CTRL ALT DELETE whoa, up in this bitch.
hibernate? sleep? i don't understand. shut down. idk..shut down,
quickest is not the best, quality not quantity.. theres one more! tortoise and the hare, the slow and steady win the race. which goes with YIN and YANG, circle of life... the list goes on.
she's a premie for sure. Uttara is def a premie.
board games. sorry. uno. guess who. matching.
ingrid is out.

sorry wats trouble?
if u didnt have a skip-it you were done!
pop goes perfection!

Saturday, October 3, 2009

from a classical position

Ingrids heart is broken.
SELL THE COMPANY!!!
M&M approved.
pull your nipple
Natialia is reporter status
Truman looks like that thinking man
yolanda has butter on her fingers...we all do yolanda!
testbud approved!
we're watching a a couture movie.
forsyth(e) masc/fem
joy of the evident
its finally overr

Friday, September 25, 2009

bing that bitch (I don't like this)

1,2,,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,
1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.
that doesn't make any sense
movement for each number
(spanish and french numbers spoken)
i wanted to stick my finger
daddy with the spotted dick
daddy said
what? what did ingrid txt?
dam its at 100 i didnt get it
inbox full
chance operations
one thing to the next
in the moment
recap recap more numbers in spanish/french
"i dont know all that"
battle
who can count to 30 in their lang
spanish verses french
truman i would the win english game
trying to get back on board with this blg
slowwwww it down down ....... down down
lyrics
she turned into nelly. but seriously i
where is the love?????
the love
the love
its crazy that this is as loud as it gets
txting what?
first thought best thought
the mac brings it down a little bit
we are mad men!! yes!!!!!!!! yes!!!!
thats too deep
the sound is helping us out
apple is helping us!
want to put on all this jewlery!!!!!!
daddy...?
all the jewlery
gotta finish
im not all the way dressed yet!
what was it
don't peak
but with an english accent
gotta bust it out!
put it on right now!
...put the weed in the tea pot it make ya real high...
the bowl's in the medicine cabinet.
yolanda got a date wit sleep.!
GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!!